You’re into the second week with your New Year’s Resolution. You’ve decided to diet. But this year will be different- you’re going to stick with that diet plan. It won’t be easy though. Eating healthy and exercising feels great most of the time, but somehow it makes us want to eat everything we know we shouldn’t. Ugh! Why can’t pizza and ice cream be low-calorie?! Grab a carrot, pretend it’s a mozzarella stick, and read these hilarious weight loss quotes — they might make you feel better.